Kissing a Pig Quest/Spoiler
| Znany również jako: | Femor Hills Tower Quest |
| Nagroda: | Firlefanz |
| Lokacja: | Femor Hills, Ab'Dendriel, Venore, Thais, Kazordoon, Carlin, Ghostland |
| Wymagany poziom: | 60 |
| PACC: | Nie |
| Potwory, które można napotkać po drodze: | Spider, Poison Spider, Bug, Scorpion, Goblin, Skeleton, Dwarf, Dwarf Soldier, Dwarf Guard, Ghoul, Stalker, Ghost, Mummy, Demon Skeleton, Giant Spider, Banshee |
| Legenda: | Na farmie Donalda McRonalda można spotkać dziwną świnię, która mówi, że jest przemienioną księżniczką i że tylko mistrz pocałunków może przywrócić jej ludzką postać. |
Spis treści
Potrzebne Rzeczy
Rope
Machete
Fire Bug- 5
Pick 
Inkwell- 3
Beer 
Dwarven Ring- trochę pieniędzy
- ukończone wszystkie seale w Banshee Queście
Misja 1: Cutting Grass Skills
Idziemy do NPC Hoggle znajujacego sie miedzy rzekami w drodze do thais:
Plik:Pigs.JPG.
- Gracz: Hi
- Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home.
- Gracz: Garden
- Hoggle: My garden is full of wild-growing plants and my back is aching like hell. Perhaps you are interested in cutting these pest plants ...
- Hoggle: I'll give you 5 shiny pieces of gold for this job. Is this a deal?
- Gracz: Yes
Udajemy się piętro niżej, przechodzimy przez drzwi i ścinamy trawę, aż do miejsca, w którym pokaże się nam następujący napis: "You advanced in lawn mowing". Udajemy się ponownie do Hoggle'a i pytamy się ponownie o ogród (dostajemy od niego 5gp).
- Gracz: Hi
- Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home!
- Gracz: Garden
- Hoggle: I hope you were diligent and accurate. Here is your gold. Don't spend it on alcohol or tobacco!
Misja 2: Saving Caramellia
Udajemy się na Femor Hills, idziemy do wieży przy Cyclopsach i wycinamy trawę aż do wejścia.
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Wchodzimy na samą górę, tam spotykamy NPC Caramellia, z którą rozmawiamy następująco:
- Gracz: Hi
- Caramellia: Hello.
- Gracz: Winfred
- Caramellia: All is lost. With Winfred dead, my love has died and I am only an empty shell without hope or purpose.
- Gracz: True love never dies!
- Caramellia: Those were his words, weren't they?
- Gracz: Yes
- Caramellia: Yes, it's true, he is so right. As long as I remember the love and happiness we shared, neither love nor my beloved will be truly dead ...
- Caramellia: They will always have a special place in my heart. Thank you stranger, for reminding me about it. Know that life is like a kiss of lovers ...
- Caramellia: It's about sharing emotions and feelings, it's about knowing that you are not alone but belong to something greater, something more beautiful ...
- Caramellia: Keep this in mind and your life will improve and so will your kisses.
Misja 3: Improving Kissing Skills
Udajemy się do Thais. Poszukujemy farmy Donald McRonald za sklepem magicznym, tam odnajdujemy hodowlę świni. Jednej świni nie możemy zabić, jest to księżniczka zamieniona w świnie przez złą czarownicę.
- Gracz: Hi
- Pig: Oink.
- Gracz: Kiss
- Pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
- Gracz: Yes
- Pig: Mhmm. Nice try. You definitely have some experience but you should improve your skill DRASTICALLY.
Wycieczka do Ab
Udajemy się do Ab'Dendriel, poszukujemy sklepu muzycznego wraz z elfem Elvith Plik:Abquest.JPG
- Gracz: Hi
- Elvith: Ashari player.
- Gracz: Kiss
- Elvith: I will not share the secrets of kissing with someone not worthy. Impress me! Write a good love poem and then show it to me ...
- Elvith: You can buy poetry parchment at the Thaian embassy. Use an inkwell on it to write a poem.
Idziemy kupic poetry parchment na poczte w ab u Olrika. Używamy inkwella na pergaminie dopoki nie stworzy sie ideału:"You see a parchment.It weighs 2.00 oz.It says 'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.' Excellent!.". Wracamy do Elvitha:
- Gracz: Hi
- Elvith: Ashari player.
- Gracz: Poem
- Elvith: Do you have a love poem that might impress me?
- Gracz: Yes
- Elvith: You are a pure genius! You should really consider writing a few songs for me. It's a pleasure to share my little secrets with you. So listen <whisper> <whisper>.
Wracamy do świnki i piszemy:
- Gracz: Hi
- Pig: Oink.
- Gracz: Kiss
- Pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
- Gracz: Yes
- Pig: Mhmmm. Oh my, you have learnt a few tricks indeed. But it takes more to become the best kisser in the world. FAR more.
Podróż do kościoła w Thais
Udajemy się do kościoła w Thais, z wcześniej nabytym venorean ice cream, które zdobędziemy w Venore nad dp (lód roztapia się po 3 min.).
- Gracz: Hi
- Lynda: Welcome in the name of the gods, pilgrim player!
- Gracz: Venorean Ice Cream
- Lynda: Are you saying you have ... some Venorean ice cream for me???
- Gracz: Yes
- Lynda: Oh, that is marvellous. Thank you very much. You know, I just LOVE ice cream! Of course it can't be compared to the love to the gods ...
- Lynda: To truly love is pure happiness of heart and soul. <She tells you much about pure love and devotion. You learn a lot for life.>
Udajemy się ponownie na farmę i piszemy:
- Gracz: Hi
- Pig: Oink.
- Gracz: Kiss
- pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
- Gracz: Yes
- pig: Mhm Uhhh. Not bad, not bad at all! But you can still improve your skill a LOT.
Podróż do Zebrona
Udajemy się do Zebrona (pod dp) w Venore. Przygotuj trochę gotówki na grę z nim (jedna gra kosztuje 35 gp).
- Gracz: Hi
- Zebron: Greetings, high roller. So you care for a game, player?
- Gracz: Kiss
- Zebron: Ah, love is the most exciting game of all. I've learnt a few tricks of this game, too and I might share them with someone worthy.
- Gracz: Worthy
- Zebron: If you want to learn my kissing secrets, you will have to beat me in a game of dice first! Your bet is 25 gold a game, beat me 3 times in a row and I will tell you all my littlesecrets. Are you interested?
- Gracz: Yes
- Zebron: You win with 5 over 1. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?
- Gracz: Yes
- Zebron: You win with 6 over 1. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?
- Gracz: Yes
- Zebron: You win with 2 over 1. I'm mildly impressed. You've beaten me 3 times in a row, so what? Oh well, now listen to my secrets: <whisper> <whisper> <whisper>. Interesting,isn't it?
Piszemy yes aż do momentu gdy Zebron wypowie się jak wyżej.
Wędrówka do kopalni dwarfów
Udajemy się do 2 kopalni Plik:Kopki.JPG
Odnajdujemy Budrika i nawiązujemy dialog:
- Gracz: Hi
- Budrik: Hiho, hiho player.
- Gracz: Pick Axe
- Budrik: You brought the picks?
- Gracz: Yes
- Budrik: Not the best craftsmanship but they'll do. As promised I grant you permission to enter the Grothmok tunnels. Good luck.
Powtarzamy ten dialog, aż NPC da nam dostęp do A Dwarven Ghost.
Naszym zadaniem teraz jest dojście prawie na sam dół kopalni i odnalezieni drzwi z czerwoną klamką.Plik:Duch.JPG
Tam gdzie biała kropka znajduje się A Dwarven Ghost. Po drodze spotykamy kilka Ghostów.
- Gracz: Hi
- A Dwarven Ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.
- Gracz: Kiss
- A Dwarven Ghost: My secrets about kissing have died with me. I alone know them, so they are well kept ... But ... thinking about it ...
- A Dwarven Ghost: Not all of my secrets are really well kept. There is one thing you could do for me, mortal. One favour by you to gain a favour of me.
- Gracz: Favour
- A Dwarven Ghost: I don't want the legend about myself to be ruined. Therefore, I need you to do something for me. Go to my quarters in Kazordoon ...
- A Dwarven Ghost: In my drawer you will find ... a false beard ... don't ask any questions mortal! Light the coal basin in my chambers and burn the damned beard in it ...
- A Dwarven Ghost: If you are done, forget that you have ever entered my quarters. Come here and I will tell you what you want to know!
Musimy się teraz udać do Kazordoon, na piętro z sklepem magicznym.
Plik:Broda.JPG
Otwieramy skrzynkię i znajdujemy Fake Dwarven Beard. Używamy teraz Fire Buga na Coal Basin. Następnym naszym celem jest użycie Fake Dwarven Beard na zapalonym Coal Basinie. Udajemy się ponownie do ducha i zaczynamy rozmowę:
- Gracz: Hi
- A Dwarven Ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.
- Gracz: Beard
- A Dwarven Ghost: Indeed, you have served me well. Now my legend is preserved once and for all. I will grant you the knowledge that you are seeking. Hereby, I pass a portion ofmy knowledge to your mind ...
- A Dwarven Ghost: Ahhh, it's done. Now you know as much about kissing as I did during my lifetime.
Wracamy do świnki:
- Gracz: Hi
- Pig: Oink.
- Gracz: Kiss
- Pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
- Gracz: Yes
- Pig: Mhm. Ahh. In ... incredible ... but ... I fear there's still something to learn for you.
Podróż do Carlin
Udajemy się do Carlin i wchodzimy do ścieków przy depo.
Plik:Carlin.JPG
Kupujemy tam conajmiej 3 beer i je wypijamy a następnie zaczynamy rozmowę z Toothless Tim.
- Gracz: Hi
- Toothless Tim: Greetings my friend. What a splendid day we have, don't you agree.
- Gracz: Kiss
vToothless Tim: Ah, the joyous art of kissing is a sophisticated thing indeed. In my youth I enjoyed the delights of kissing with a few fine ladies. Would you like to learn more about kissing?
- Gracz: Yes
- Toothless Tim: I could tell you much about kissing but I rather show you how to kiss properly. Are you prepared?
Gracz: Yes
- Toothless Tim: Mhmmmm. You don't kiss bad for a guy.
Zakładamy Dwarven Ringa i udajemy się do świnki.
Rozmowa kończąca quest
- Gracz: Hi
- Pig: Oink.
- Gracz: Kiss
- Pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
- Gracz: Yes
- Pig: Uhh. Ahh. Mhm. By the gods, you are really and truly the best kisser in the whole land. But ... I'm afraid I have to confess something ...
- Pig: There is no curse. I'm nothing than an ordinary pig that is able to speak by coincidence and loves to kiss. But your efforts shall not go unrewarded ...
- Pig: Of course I can't marry you - my mother would turn on her skewer. But I can tell you the hiding-place of some ancient sword ...
- Pig: Look in the basement of this farm. You should find a chest there containing the mighty Firlefanz.
Udajemy się do domku obok, wchodzimy w podziemia, otwieramy drzwi i cieszymy się nową zabawką.
Plik:Doneit.JPG
